I walked beside the evening sea
And dreamed a dream that could not be
The waves that plunged along the shore
Said only, "Dreamer, dream no more."
Btw......It's okay if you feel like you're spying on me... I feel like you're spying on me too.
As you get older three things happen. The first isyour memory goes, and I can't remember the othertwo...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies arelike cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
-- Lenny Bruce
One of the most difficult things in the world is toc onvince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
-- Edgar Watson Howe
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures andtolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a newbike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work thatway, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Erno Philips
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
-- Robert Paul
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-- Phyllis Diller
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-- Mickey Rooney
Women now have choices. They can be married, notmarried, have a job, not have a job, be married withchildren, unmarried with children. Men have the samechoice we've always had: work or prison.
-- Tim Allen
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I loveyou, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'- they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be therewhen it happens.
-- Woody Allen
Advice is what we ask for when we already know theanswer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out ofit alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Always and never are two words you should alwaysremember never to use.
-- Wndell Johnson
In life, it's not who you know that's important,it's how your wife found out.
-- Joey Adams
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-oneyears. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman
Have you noticed that all the people in favour ofbirth control are already born ?
-- Benny Hill