Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Hmm

I walked beside the evening sea
And dreamed a dream that could not be
The waves that plunged along the shore
Said only, "Dreamer, dream no more."

Btw......It's okay if you feel like you're spying on me... I feel like you're spying on me too.


Interesting Words:


As you get older three things happen. The first isyour memory goes, and I can't remember the othertwo...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies arelike cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
-- Lenny Bruce

One of the most difficult things in the world is toc onvince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
-- Edgar Watson Howe

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures andtolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a newbike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work thatway, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Erno Philips

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
-- Robert Paul

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-- Phyllis Diller

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-- Mickey Rooney

Women now have choices. They can be married, notmarried, have a job, not have a job, be married withchildren, unmarried with children. Men have the samechoice we've always had: work or prison.
-- Tim Allen

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I loveyou, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'- they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be therewhen it happens.
-- Woody Allen

Advice is what we ask for when we already know theanswer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out ofit alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Always and never are two words you should alwaysremember never to use.
-- Wndell Johnson

In life, it's not who you know that's important,it's how your wife found out.
-- Joey Adams

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-oneyears. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman

Have you noticed that all the people in favour ofbirth control are already born ?
-- Benny Hill

24 Comments:

At Friday, July 01, 2005 12:33:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You Do Dirt -- You Get DIRT!" - DMX, Rapper/Philosopher

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 12:43:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

whats that supposed to mean?

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 12:46:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's self explanitory.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:09:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

i dont get it. explain it to me.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It means you only get what you give. If you do wrong then you get wrong. Plain and simple.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:49:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

so are u saying that i did something wrong and im gonna get something wrong back?

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not saying YOU did something wrong. I am saying that's what the qoute is saying.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:57:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

why that quote?

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just adding another quote to your collection. that's all.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 1:59:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

any reason for it?

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope. Just a nice quote that I like and thought I'd share it. Afterall, you were putting up quite a few quotes yourself so why not a few readers put one or two up aswell? Acha? Teek hai?

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:06:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

i have no problem with it. i just felt like there was a hidden message behind it. but i was wrong. its all good. suggest more quotes if ud like

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sure. another one is "enda dat." it's like whenever life's got you down and you don't know what to do. you just say "enda dat" which means end of that. it's like a problem free philosophical idealogy. And it's by another great philosopher.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:09:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

oh yah? who? the problem free philosophy i know of is Hakuna Matata!

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:20:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's by a very wise and great man from new york city. the world is truely blessed to have such an incredible person still live in this time. I forgot his name though. and hakuna matata is not problem free because just trying to figure out what the heck does that mean, gives you headaches which becomes problems.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:22:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

i see...well u dont have to figure out what it means...its right there in the song! HAKUNA MATATA IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ITS A PROBLEM FREE PHILOSOPHY!

btw I think this wise and great man is lucky to be living in such times not the other way around.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you could be right. but trying to figure out the true answer to that would be like computing pi. It's ambigiuous.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:27:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

i am right. and if its like computing pi then someone in the world will know how. cause someone in the world once came up with pi and to understand it other people will also be able to compute it.

i know this doesnt make sense but it sounded very senseful when i thought about it in my head.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:33:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pi was never computed properly. and i have proof. watch the episode of jimmy neutron boy genius when the nanobots try to compute pi and can't and so they combust because pi keeps going on and on.

enda dat.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:34:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

ur basing ur comments on a make believe cartoon?

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:35:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they use real facts. it's not make believe. just cuz its cartoon don't make it fake. and it's not even a cartoon for your information. it's a computer animation.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:37:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

okay sure.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 2:38:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

alright back to chatroom. buy buy.

 
At Friday, July 01, 2005 11:53:00 PM, Blogger ~Sara~ said...

wut chatroom?

 

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