Oh Music These Days....(Or Back in 1999)

Here are some highly innovative, remarkably creative lines provided to us by LFO. oh god, remember "Summer Girls":

"There was a good man named Paul Revere, I feel much better baby when you're near."

"I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike."

"I like the color purple, macaroni-and cheese"

"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick"

"Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"

Listen guys, I don't think William appreciates you calling him "Billy." And what the hell does Paul Revere have to do with some chick your singing to? Lastly, you losers, you never stole my bike...you were too stupid to ever know how to ride a bike.