Work Sucks

NO! I do not want to go to work today. I take great pride and tremendous joy in being lazy. And customers over here are little brats. They are spoiled rotten brats who have nothing better to do than to argue with me over a 30 cent discount. That just kills me. We should ship those spoiled bitches to Cuba where Fidel Castro can work his magic and castrate them.

Ok, so maybe I'm being harsh. But people and their spoiledness get on my nerves sometimes. Learn some humility, bitches!

But I really don't wanna go to work...i feel like being lazy.
My brother told me to call IN DEAD!
...sounds like a mighty good idea to me....