A Tiny News Update...

The Brits are at it again. This time, they want to remove the word "fail" from schools and replace it with the term "deferred success", "to avoid demoralizing pupils". You know what -- if they had this when I was in school, I would have a lot of success coming to me right now.


And in other school news, an African politician has promised to pay for college for any girl from his district that graduates college a virgin. Man, they should have to wear a nametag or something that says, "you better have $20,000 to pay my tuition bill if you want to get into these pants!"